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"(NAME)! MASKY ATE ALL THE CHEESECAKE!!" A familiar voice whined from the kitchen, soft rapid footsteps echoing down the hall and into the living room where you resided in, sitting carelessly on the couch flipping through channels on T.V. Despite living in a creepy mansion in the middle of the woods, television and internet were surprisingly easy to get there. You held back a groan as Hoody scampered up to you, tugging on the rim of your shirt with his small gloved hands. He looked up at you, no doubt pouting underneath his cover.

"I DID NOT!" Masky yelled from the kitchen, followed by stomping as it neared the living room, and came around the corner, revealing Masky, who had his small gloved hands clenched into fists.

"DID TOO!" Hoody snapped, looking towards his partner. You let out that groan, rubbing your temples as the two bickered like children. Oh wait!

They are...

"Guys, guys, guys..." You got onto the carpet beside the two, attempting to calm them down before things got too physical. Sitting on your knees, you looked at both of the fuming proxies. "How about I make a deal with you two, alright?" They glanced at you through mask and cover with interest.

"What kind of deal...?" Masky asked suspiciously. At this, you smiled, doing a single clap with your hands.

"Okay, if you guys quit fighting for the rest of the day, tomorrow, I'll go out and get some more che-" You were cut off by the sound of glass falling to the tile floor in the kitchen, shattering. Followed by a familiar voice from another slender proxy.


"COOKIES!" And in no time, the other two proxies were already bounding off to the kitchen, no doubt going to stuff there faces with the sugary sweetness. You hung your head and sighed.

"Why Slender? Why did you leave me to babysit YOUR proxies!?" You cursed at the ceiling.

Bubble Bath:
Why....Just...WHY!? You left, for TWO minutes. TWO! And you come back to a mess of bubbles and water, along with three proxies that were in the middle of it.
Looking Oh so innocent...


After spending 2 hours cleaning the bath room, and RE-cleaning the three twats, you decided to make something fast and simple for dinner.
Spaghetti. You were exhausted, and didn't care if it was a messy food for three proxies. But you decided that you would stay in the kitchen with them and keep them in check, hopefully to keep them from making another mess. I don't think you'd want to spend another two hours cleaning spaghetti sauce from the ceiling....

As you were cleaning a small bit of sauce from little Toby's cheek, the voice of a familiar faceless man echoed through your head.

'I'm home.' You sighed in relieve, quickly getting up and sprinting to the main room where Slender stood, loosening his tie. We was splattered with blood, a little bit of human remains stuck to his suit and tentacles.

"Hello Slendy, ah I see you got a few victims, hm?" You greeted, thankful that he was now home. He nodded.

'Yes I did. But its not the same without my proxies. I hope they'll go back to normal soon...' He sighed in your head. You sighed along.

"Me too..." You guys were silent for a small bit, reminiscing in the times the three were grown men.

'I suppose you took well care of them while I was gone, right child?' He asked after the quick moment of silence.

"Yep! There in the kitchen eating" Your voiced faded off as you realized something.

You left three children..
With a messy meal...
With each other...

"AH CRAP!!" You cursed, dashing back to the kitchen, almost slipping when you turned into the hall. You burst through the dining room doors, revealing three innocent proxies.

And a very messy kitchen.

our jaw dropped. You could feel Slender's presence behind you, and his aura wasn't a nice one...

'(Name)... You had... One job....' He spoke slowly in your head. You hung your head in shame.

"I'll go get the mop..." You sighed, turning to leave, but not without giving an angry glance at the three oh so innocent looking proxies...



'You guys are lucky your cute like little kids... Or I would have killed you looong ago...'
I own story nothing else.

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Dragon5032 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member
^_^ Heyy slendy...... slendy.... sllenndyy
Slenderman: What?
Me: ..... Watch these kids while I get the mop ok?
Slenderman: ok?....
*after getting the mop (took mabye 5 minutes(Iwalkedslow...))*
*Slender is standing there covered in sauce holding all three of them upside down*
Me: ...... T.T SOrry bout this... *throws mop at slenders head* >:L MOP USE SAVE DAH PROXIES!
Slender: OW *lets go of the proxies and rubs head* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Me: Simple~ RUUN EVERYONE RUUUN *grabs everyone and bolts for it* O_O'
DragonPrincess2000 Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
I love it I am dying of laghter
DragonPrincess2000 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
Me:*starts moping the floor*
Slender:What kind of stupid human would
leave three children alone with a messt meal?!
Slender:*poker face(if he had one)*
LJ:*leans in door way and whispers* someones on her lady days.
Me:*Throws my syith at him*
proxieluver7 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  New member
lol Cx
CandiProductions Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xDD This was hilarious! Watch it LJ! Girls can be quite scary when angered!!
DragonPrincess2000 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
Faith don't play no games 
DragonPrincess2000 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
Thats my Pastas name
lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student Artist
That ending did it!!!!!!!
Samonnie Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The ending
Kittygirl144 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  New member
damn SO CUTE i sent it to my friend she doesn't get it that its cute
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